http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews Random thoughts about computer maintenance, audio/visual, humor, gaming, and other potholes on the information super highway. Mon, 19 May 2008 23:14:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few  questions."  He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"     ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=104 FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS : This is bizarre -- after you find the guy -- it's so obvious. Once you find him -- it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately? Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=103 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=100    The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.    The attending nurse came out of the delivery room ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=99    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C.     He motioned for his nurse to come near.    'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.    'I would really like to see ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=98 This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!!!! Actual crack in a USAirways DC-9 window! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=97    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=94    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=93 English Chinese ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=92 Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=91 http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=90   A small zoo in Texas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.   Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to   handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.   The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male   gorilla ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=87 Light at the end of the tunnel. . . No matter what situations life throws at you, No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...  Remember, there is always a light at the end ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=86 Entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in DC The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper. ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=83 Q.  What's the Cuban National Anthem? A.  Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation A.  A different bar ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=30 Mattel Limited-Edition Barbie Dolls for the Phoenix AreaMarket "Chandler Barbie" This princess Barbie is sold only at Chandler Fashion Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter ... http://www.thehelldesk.com/blogs/technews/?p=29