Another Pothole in The Highway

   A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
   The accountant says, "Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few  questions."  He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What’s your occupation?" 
   "I’m a Lady of the night," she says.
   The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let’s try to rephrase that."
   The woman says, "OK, I’m a high-end call girl".
   "No, that still won’t work. Try again."
   They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I’m an elite chicken farmer."
   The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
   "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
   "Chicken Farmer it is."

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